Saturday 27 September 2008

Great Hall-2 Mess






The main reason for increase in the diameter of my belly is "Great Hall-2 Mess". This is simply because even after eating 5 chapatis I feel hungry and I have to take the help of canteen food for satisfying my hunger.

You must be wondering what is so great about Hall-2 mess? Let me start with breakfast. It is the best part of whole menu, because you will get most of the readymade items. Apart from BREAD-BUTTER/JAM you will get Pav Bhaji, Suji Halwa, Cheela, Masala Dosa etc. Bhaji is more like mix vegetable rather than bhaji. If you like crispy Dosa and consider a perfect Dosa to be equivalent to 100 then I would rate the Dosa of our mess to be equal to -100. The amount of butter they give along with bread is to make sure that you cannot eat more than 4 breads with butter. Even that is difficult sometimes.

Then comes the worst part of menu-"The Holy Lunch". I have not been able to figure out the no. of times I have eaten Egg Fried Rice during lunch. It helps the mess most in selling egg and extra coupons. If you leave fresh roti for 2 minutes then you cannot differentiate between a piece of paper and roti. If you are fond of eating potato and the worst recipes of any Green vegetable then come to our mess during lunch, you will love it. But, it might be possible that you will stop eating potato, so come at your own risk.

After this comes the Evening Prasad. Evening breakfast is Prasad to me, because we never get more than 2 breads or 2 tikki or 4-5 small sized pieces of onion pakode. On top of that, once a week you will get shahi bread which is made up of 1 bread only.

The second best , rather 3rd worst is the dinner. Those who are vegetarian, pray to God that non-veg is not made on a particular day. Days on which non-veg is available as extra, vegetarian items, rather item really sucks. Although in this era you will not get guarantee on anything but there is more than 100% guarantee that you will stop eating paneer if you eat in hall-2 mess for one week.

If by mistake food is made well someday, then facial expression of mess workers will ensure that you eat less or there will be restriction on the amount of items that you can take.

Note: Go for lunch or dinner, 10-15 minutes before the scheduled end time and if you are lucky then you might get good vegetable or item because soemtimes they re-cook it after it is finished. But, there are also chances that you won't get some items if you go late.

Mess indirectly markets canteen. I think canteen owner should give a part of his income to mess workers for their commendable job.

So, all those who want to increase their weight, join our mess and eat and in canteen.

ALL THE BEST!!!

3 comments:

cde said...

[:)]

Abhishek Pathak said...

lol....perfect description pratik.Yaad aa gaye vo din,jab mess me enter karte the,buffet pe ek nazar daalte the,sath vale ko nod karte the,aur canteen ki taraf kadam mud jate the..
no doubt hall 2 canteen is one of the best in the campus..it deserves it!

Vinay said...

dude well written!!
but dosa itna bhi bura nahi hota ke use -100 de diya. well atleast 20-30 to deserve karta hi hai.

Neways nevermind...but waise canteen to humsab bhi jaate hai but sabki tond itni nahi nikli jitni aapki hai..
Iska reason kuch aur hi hai shayad...lol [:P]

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